Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
- Brad Pitt
By the time this concert ends this evening, 30,000 Africans will have died because of extreme poverty. By this time tomorrow evening, another 30,000. This does not make sense.
- Brad Pitt
Fame is a bitch, man.
- Brad Pitt
Heart throbs are a dime a dozen.
- Brad Pitt
I believe you make your day. You make your life. So much of it is all perception, and this is the form that I built for myself. I have to accept it and work within those compounds, and it's up to me.
- Brad Pitt
I have a hard time with morals. All I know is what feels right, what's more important to me is being honest about who you are. Morals I get a little hung up on.
- Brad Pitt
I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.
- Brad Pitt
I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It is the truth.
- Brad Pitt
Success is a beast. And it actually puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. You get away with more instead of looking within.
- Brad Pitt
The words of one elderly man who is determined to return to New Orleans led to the name of our organization: He asked us, directly simply and profoundly, to help make it.
- Brad Pitt
We made a plan at school to meet in her garage and kiss. It was like this little business deal. I kissed her and then I ran home. (On his first girlfriend)
- Brad Pitt
I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.
- Brad Pitt
On friend Guy Ritchie: 'I think he's tits'.
- Brad Pitt
My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard.
- Brad Pitt
I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'we saw your movie'. 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?
- Brad Pitt
I'm going to record an album with Jennifer Lopez. It'll be acoustic versions of KC & the Sunshine Band.
- Brad Pitt
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.
- Brad Pitt
People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying.
- Brad Pitt
Once you hit 40, you start reexamining the math of it all... I'll trade wisdom for youth any day.
- Brad Pitt
Our seven-year-old was searching the word 'weapons' on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I'm sure now we're on all kinds of watch lists.
- Brad Pitt
I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down.
- Brad Pitt
My goal is to bring moustaches back - I don't think they are respected enough. In my new film it's political, it's a political statement.
- Brad Pitt
We're pretty much building our own soccer team. We're going to create our own country, go to the World Cup, and dominate!
- Brad Pitt
They're as much of my blood as any natural-born, and I'm theirs. That's all I can say about it. So, to anyone considering adoption, that's my vote.
- Brad Pitt
We did a little training in the beginning, ... But again, these guys aren't supposed to be skilled fighters.
- Brad Pitt
Knocking the other guy out. It's just getting in there and participating. So we wanted to keep it loose, and it's free-form. Although I hit Edward whenever I could and was able to get away with it.
- Brad Pitt
The fighting isn't necessarily 'take your aggressions out on someone else,'
- Brad Pitt
I mean, that's the modified self-help version of the psychology, I guess.
- Brad Pitt
We're telling more about not behaving as a spectator, ... More the point of the story is to get in and get involved.
- Brad Pitt
My week consists ... five days out of the seven I've got at least three cars of paparazzi on me that I've got to either lose or whatever.
- Brad Pitt
It is a really special time, a time I value and it's that one-on-one time where you really ask the questions and I want to make sure they have that.
- Brad Pitt
Man, we're too busy dealing with Kleenexes and diapers and getting everyone fed to really celebrate. We'll do that next year.
- Brad Pitt
Well, I think it's well documented. I have six children now so it doesn't get more dramatic than that.
- Brad Pitt
It's going to be family first, certainly. But that love of my family brings me here.
- Brad Pitt
The heart and soul of New Orleans, specifically the people of the Lower Ninth Ward, are paramount to this project.
- Brad Pitt
