I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
- Jack Nicholson
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
- Jack Nicholson
I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do.
- Jack Nicholson
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
- Jack Nicholson
Acting is everybody's favorite second job.
- Jack Nicholson
Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
- Jack Nicholson
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
- Jack Nicholson
I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.
- Jack Nicholson
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
- Jack Nicholson
Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.
- Jack Nicholson
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
- Jack Nicholson
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.
- Jack Nicholson
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
- Jack Nicholson
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
- Jack Nicholson
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
- Jack Nicholson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
- Jack Nicholson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
- Jack Nicholson
Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
- Jack Nicholson
I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.
- Jack Nicholson
Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.
- Jack Nicholson
Once you've been really bad in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
- Jack Nicholson
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
- Jack Nicholson
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
- Jack Nicholson
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.
- Jack Nicholson
I'm not hard to get along with.
- Jack Nicholson
What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.
- Jack Nicholson
I love having my dad at my shows. He's my dad.
- Jack Nicholson
The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
- Jack Nicholson
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
- Jack Nicholson
I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
- Jack Nicholson
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.
- Jack Nicholson
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics ... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty.
- Jack Nicholson
You are not talking about rates going sky high even in a worst case scenario.
- Jack Nicholson
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
- Jack Nicholson
The Sound of Music.
- Jack Nicholson
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
- Jack Nicholson
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television.
- Jack Nicholson
Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
- Jack Nicholson
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
- Jack Nicholson
