I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Dogs smoke in France.
- Ozzy Osbourne
What is the world coming to?
- Ozzy Osbourne
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
- Ozzy Osbourne
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I couldn't kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Considering the amount of talent that comes out of this country, it should have been done 20 years ago.
- Ozzy Osbourne
What is this? ... It's music to get a brain seizure by.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I thought at the end of the day they're never going to do it.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Sometimes I think my whole career and life has only been about a bloody Bat!
- Ozzy Osbourne
What you see on the show is absolutely us.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Just take our name off the list... The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans...
- Ozzy Osbourne
I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face. What have you been up to?
- Ozzy Osbourne
I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all f***g mad.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us make complete fools of ourselves every week.
- Ozzy Osbourne
She said, 'I understand you're quite the wild one'. I just went, 'Heh, heh, heh'.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I couldn`t be a royal. It`s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I`ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Viagra`s a great sleeping drug. I take Viagra, and Sharon goes right to sleep.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Recalling an LSD trip: 'There were these horses in a field'. They were talking to me.
- Ozzy Osbourne
I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol.
- Ozzy Osbourne
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
- Ozzy Osbourne
My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.
- Ozzy Osbourne
Could be worse... I could be Sting.
- Ozzy Osbourne
The only black magic Sabbath ever got into was a box of chocolates.
- Ozzy Osbourne
The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.
- Ozzy Osbourne
