Home
Love
Valentines Day
Birthday
Good Morning
Good Day
Friendship
Congratulations
Anniversary
Name Poem
Funny Quotes
Browse our collection of
Funny quotes
and sayings. Share Funny quotes with friends and family.
Quotes
/
Funny Quotes
/
George Carlin
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- George Carlin
More Quotes
Abraham Lincoln
Mahatma Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Attitude
Bible
Cute
Family
Friendship
Funny
Graduation
Mother
Relationship
Smiles
Thanksgiving
Trust
Albert Einstein
Buddha
Mahatma Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Nelson Mandela
Best Friends Forever
Christmas
Easter
Friendship
Funny
Graduation
Happiness
Inspiration
Life
Relationship
Trust