Q:
This dog is a good dog way dog to keep a fool dog busy dog. Read this again without dog!
A:
This is a good way to keep a fool busy did you get that!
Q:
What happens if third world war begins?
A:
There will be one more chapter to read in history.
Q:
The wind blows on the west side of a pine tree which way would the leaves blow.
A:
A pine tree dosn' t have leaves it has pine needles.
Q:
What word that people had always pronounce it wrong?
A:
WRONG
Q:
The two tomatoes were on their way crossing the border and one of the them got squashed by a car. So what did the other tomato say to the one who got squashed?
A:
Come on, ketchup.
Q:
What do you call a computer super hero?
A:
A Screen Saver.
Q:
Why is seawater salty?
A:
Fish sweat.
Q:
Which driver can never get a license?
A:
A Screwdriver
Q:
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A:
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q:
What are the two things you can never have for breakfast?
A:
Lunch and Dinner.
