Q:
What does every man hate, yet no man wants to lose?
A:
His Job.
Q:
What runs day and night, but never stops?
A:
A River.
Q:
How many sides does a circle have?
A:
Two. The inside and the outside.
Q:
What has wheels and flies?
A:
A Garbage Truck.
Q:
Melissa's mother has 7 kids. Their names are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. What is the 7th kid's name?
A:
Melissa.
Q:
What weighs more? A pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
A:
They both weigh a pound, so they both weigh the same.
Q:
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
A:
The answer is two, since you have taken two.
Q:
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A:
A Towel.
Q:
What has four legs but cannot walk?
A:
A Table.
Q:
What do cows drink?
A:
Water.
