Get funny one-liners and set them as your Whatsapp Status.
All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.
Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.
Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.
Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!
Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!
I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.
I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.
I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.
I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.
I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!
I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.