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You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.
If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.
Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.
Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.
I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.
Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.
It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.
Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.
People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.
I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.
I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.
I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.