Get funny one-liners and set them as your Whatsapp Status.
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I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.
Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.
Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.
I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!
It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.
This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!
If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.
I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.
I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.
I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.
Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.
I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.
Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!
You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!
I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!