'Looking fifty is great, if you're sixty.'
- Joan Rivers
- Joan Rivers
'You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
- Bob Hope
- Bob Hope
'You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John P. Grier
- John P. Grier
'A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.'
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
If I'd known I was going to live this long , I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Ubie Blake
- Ubie Blake
'Oh to be seventy again.'
- Georges Clemenceau
- Georges Clemenceau
'When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.'
- James M. Barrie
- James M. Barrie
'There was a star danced, and under that was I born.'
- William Shakespeare
- William Shakespeare
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.'
- Lewis Carroll
- Lewis Carroll
