Humorous Birthday Quotes

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost

Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.'
- Tom Stoppard.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
- Jack Benny.

May you live so long that your tooth falls down
May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen
May you live long and till your vision is gone
May you live long to be so strong
Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Stay blessed you too!