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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.' - Anonymous
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.' - Anonymous
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.' - Robert Orben.
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.' - Joan Rivers.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.' - Anthony Powell.
'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.' - Anonymous
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.' - W.C. Fields.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!' - Lucille Ball.
Just imagine that I have told you many things Many things in your appreciation I have given you many compliments so true I have said all good things about you Just imagine and be happy too Wishing a very happy birthday to you Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
You tell people that you are twenty Plus taxes and shipping But I know your real age my dear Ok I won't real it to anyone Spread the love and cheer Sing the birthday song I know you have grown to be strong Wishing you a very happy birthday Have a blessed day!
You are so very gorgeous You have a lovely charm Actually you are truly wonderful And your heart is pretty beautiful You are the best things happened to me Imagine these things that I told Because it's never going to come from me Happiest birthday to you!
