Humorous Birthday Quotes

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.'
- Mary Schmich.

Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.'
- W.C. Fields.

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous