'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.'
- Mary Schmich.
- Mary Schmich.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.
- Ogden Nash.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost
- Robert Frost
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.
- Billie Burke.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost
- Robert Frost
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.
- Joan Rivers.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
