Humorous Birthday Quotes

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
- Jack Benny.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.'
- Tom Stoppard.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!

Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous