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Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?
Look the time is so wonderful
When everything looks so pretty
The magical Christmas vibe it is
With things that look so beautiful
May this Christmas be more merrier
For you is my only wish for you
Have a lovely Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
You know you look so cute
You know that you can be the Santa
You know you can do so much
Then why do things off touch
Enjoy the silly and naughty time
As it's the perfect Christmas time
Yes a perfect Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you
May God gives you what you wish for!
It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time
Stay blessed, as it is the super time
When you will have some more food
When you will have to swear in time
Spend time with fun along
With the pretty Christmas song
Wishing you Merry Christmas
Have an awesome time!
May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
Christmas is surely a cool time
When all your money is up in the air
Sure the cheer is there
But there is a grudge of money too
Forget it all my dear and through
Coz it's the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
The bells are ringing clear and loud
Look there is vibrancy in the crowd
Feel that air and feel that vibe
You will feel so good in life
It's the magical Christmas time
This is making a way in the heart
Wishing you Merry Christmas
With a happy thought!