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If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
Celebrate with party on your mind
Coz this season is one of a kind
Drink your favorite wine
And sing your favorite song aloud
Just stay happy and smile at the crowd
Coz it's the Christmas time
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is such a special time
Coz you get to eat lots of goodies
You get to pull some pranks alike
You get to smile and get away
Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day
So celebrate with all your cheer
Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
People say that Santa will grant your wish
Go and check under that tree,
But from my childhood I could only see
My father and mother doing that for me
They are the real Santa for me
Merry Christmas to you and your family
With a Happy New Year glee!
May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!