Funny Christmas Sayings

My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you
It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift
Because I get a shock every day
When I read your Facebook status and update
Haha..I mean what I say,
Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Christmas is about opening gifts
It is about opening of heart
It is about opening the wine
It is about opening the doors to loved ones
Christmas looks like an open occasion
When everyone has that smile
All the way and every while
Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!

Christmas is the season to chill,
It's the season to drink some more
It is the season to smile all through
A feeling so good and new
Just be as you are this time
It is a jolly good Christmas time,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

Dear Santa you know what I really want
Then why do you come and flaunt
And not give me the gifts that I need
This Christmas I will stand on the door
So that you can give me
What I want..What I really wish and adore
Will wait for you this Christmas!

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.

Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!

Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!

I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!

I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.

I wish Santa brings along lots of wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.

If you want to spread the cheer
Just sing along the songs my dear
Bless everyone on your way
Then you will have a super day
You will have a super Christmas time
Just as amazing time
Wishing you a merry Christmas time!

Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.

Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!