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Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!
Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!
Santa is on the way you know
He may come so fast
There are things that I need to do
Not get in the process so vast
Christmas is surely fun
With all that cheer in the heart
Wishing you an amazing Christmas time
Have a super time
This time just comes once a year!
Dear Santa you know what I really want
Then why do you come and flaunt
And not give me the gifts that I need
This Christmas I will stand on the door
So that you can give me
What I want..What I really wish and adore
Will wait for you this Christmas!
I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!
If you want to spread the cheer
Just sing along the songs my dear
Bless everyone on your way
Then you will have a super day
You will have a super Christmas time
Just as amazing time
Wishing you a merry Christmas time!
Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year,
Ok, I have been average this year,
Ok, I have been just ok this year,
Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you
It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift
Because I get a shock every day
When I read your Facebook status and update
Haha..I mean what I say,
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
My only wish for Santa this year is
Classy things and awesome treats
I do not want any clothes all repeat
I am yearning for some good treats
Hope you are listening,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!