Funny Christmas Sayings

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Funny Sayings For Christmas

Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.


Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeers due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.


Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipans and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.


I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.


This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.


Wish all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa bring joy and luck to you.


The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.


If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!


May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!


Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.


Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!


If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift. Merry Christmas.


Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.


I wish Santa brings along lots of wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.


This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.


May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck to you.


May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

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