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Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year,
Ok, I have been average this year,
Ok, I have been just ok this year,
Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.
Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.
Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.
My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you
It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift
Because I get a shock every day
When I read your Facebook status and update
Haha..I mean what I say,
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Santa is on the way you know
He may come so fast
There are things that I need to do
Not get in the process so vast
Christmas is surely fun
With all that cheer in the heart
Wishing you an amazing Christmas time
Have a super time
This time just comes once a year!
Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!
Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!
May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!
Christmas is about opening gifts
It is about opening of heart
It is about opening the wine
It is about opening the doors to loved ones
Christmas looks like an open occasion
When everyone has that smile
All the way and every while
Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
My only wish for Santa this year is
Classy things and awesome treats
I do not want any clothes all repeat
I am yearning for some good treats
Hope you are listening,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Dear Santa you know what I really want
Then why do you come and flaunt
And not give me the gifts that I need
This Christmas I will stand on the door
So that you can give me
What I want..What I really wish and adore
Will wait for you this Christmas!