Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-Richard Harris
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
-Jean Baudrillard
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
-Drew Carey
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-Charles Swartz
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-Chris Rock
The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
-Warner Oland
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
-Rita Rudner
