If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless Against them while they stand so.
Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
-George Jean Nathan