Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
- Charles Osgood
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herrold
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
- Carl Sandburg
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
- Charles Dickens
A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother.
- Mark Twain
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end a no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
- Ed Asner
Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
- Barbara Christine Seifert
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
- Peter Ustinov
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad; babies never are.
- Louisa May Alcott
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
- Frank A. Clark
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
- George Eliot
One touch is worth ten thousand words.
- Harold Bloomfield
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
- Kate Douglas Wiggin
Not flesh of my flesh, nor bone of my bone, but still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, you didn't grow under my heart, but in it.
- Anonymous
In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
God cannot be everywhere, so he made mothers.
- Old proverb
Every child begins the world again.
- Henry David Thoreau
There was a never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
- Winston Churchill
