How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
- Robert Heinlein
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
- Montaigne
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- Doug Larson
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
- Unknown
A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
- Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain
The cat is nature's beauty.
- Proverb
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
- P.G. Wodehouse
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
- Sir Walter Scott
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
- Nan Porter
Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched.
- Cervantes
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
- Winifred Carriere
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
- Pam Brown
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
- Michel de Montaigne
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
- J.A. McIntosh
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
- Robert Heinlein
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
- Jules Verne
Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats - delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems.
- Helen M. Winslow
It's better to feed one cat than many mice.
- Norwegian Proverb
Cats come and go without ever leaving.
- Martha Curtis
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
- Terry Pratchett
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Colette
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
- Theophile Gautier
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
- Faith Resnick
Cats don't like change without their consent.
- Roger Caras
Kittens are angels with whiskers.
- Unknown
There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
- Louis Camuti
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.
- Arab Proverb
People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.
- Susan Easterly
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
- Jane Pauley
Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat.
- Chinese proverb
The cat loves fish, but she's loath to wet her feet.
- Proverb
I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home!
- Christina Aguilera
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
- E.W. Howe
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
- Proverb
Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock.
- Louise A. Belcher
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
- Hazel Nicholson
