Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax - deductible.
- Andy Warhol
My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.
- Catherine Ladman
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
- Michelle Landry
One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
- Unknown
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Wendy Leibman
Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.
- Anonymous
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
- Susan Healy
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
- Garry Shandling
Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to dinner!
- Mires Yori
Good - looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
- Martha Beck
I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
- David Gallagher
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
- Britney Spears
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
- Leonardo DiCaprio
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!
- Andie MacDowell
I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.
- Shia LaBeouf
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.
- Torrie Wilson
I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.
- Vanessa Hudgens
It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
- Luke Wilson
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
- Jenny McCarthy
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
- Mike Binder
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
- Jim Bishop
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
- Carl Gustav Jung
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'
- John Lennon
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
- Kristin Davis
It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
- Sex and the City
