To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
- Harry S Truman
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
- Unknown
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
- Ambrose Bierce
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
- Mme. de Stael
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
- Alexander Pope
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
- Corey Ford
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
- Jack London
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
- James Thurber
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
- Unknown
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
- G.K. Chesterton
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- Ogden Nash
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
- Unknown
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog, they're the best for everyday.
- George Bernard Shaw
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
If the prayers of dogs were answered, bones would rain from the sky.
- Proverb
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
- Proverb
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
- Plato
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
- Unknown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
- Edith Wharton
Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.
- Samuel Johnson
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures, they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
- Gilda Radner
I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.
- Roger Caras
Every dog is a lion at home.
- H. G. Bohn
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right.
- Walt Whitman
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
- Barbara Holland
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
- Whitney M. Young, Jr.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow T. Wilson
The cat is the mirror of his human's mind... the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
- Winifred Carriere
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
- Ambrose Bierce
Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
- Unknown
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh Turnbull
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman
