Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Just because he took all the money doesn't mean our feelings weren't real.

Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says seal the deal?

Jenny: Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?

Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.

Agnes: I love your dress.
Jenny: I made it, actually.

Vanessa: [To Blair] Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!

Mr. Archibald: Wanna watch the Yankee game later? Joba is pitching lights out.

Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.

Rufus: (Answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!

Nate: Man, I have to find out if she's seen someone, it's killing me.Dorota: [On the phone with Lily] I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.

Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?

Nelly: What would high school be without hierarchy?
Jenny: Bearable? A nice place to spend time?
Blair: Ladies, I thought we were matching our headbands under our caps.

Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.

Jenny: Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

Serena: I hate that stupid headband.

Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?

Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.

Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.

Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan: Works for me.

Blair: And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.

Jack: Having the freshman class at Brearley hold their annual sleepover in my hotel room was a nice touch.

Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught.
Hazel: And spanked.

Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.

Blair: It's so hard finding obedient minions.

Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.

Lily: I saw your father today.
Jenny: I had a feeling.

Blair: I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.

Blair: Are those Tory Burch's last-season flats?
Girl: ... I got them on sale?

Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.

Serena: Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.

Blair: (To Rachel) Well, the Headmistress told me my fate at Yale is sealed. So the question is, how do I make your fate as bleak as mine?

Chuck: You don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: You never belong to anyone.

Maureen: [To Blair] When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter.

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Chuck (To Serena): How about I turn that one-piece to a no-piece?

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.

Dan: Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.

Chuck: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

Blair: If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. You gotta decide if all this is worth it.

Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!

Young Lily: Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Blair: [To Serena] You're famous because you got arrested. Of course this happened to YOU.

Serena: I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded.
Poppy: Oh, Serena... no.

Blair: When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs friends.

Serena: We broke up, remember?
Aaron: How did we break up if we're not going out?

Chuck: You're my only family. How could you do this to me?
Jack: You did it to yourself. Clearly I was right and you weren't ready.

Gossip Girl: The thing about new beginnings is that they require something elso to end.

Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.