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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
- Hanlon's Razor


Ninety percent of everything is crap.
- Sturgeon's Law


Doing it the hard way is always easier.
- Murphy's Paradox


If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
- Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy


An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
- Weber's Definition


If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
- Murphy's Law


Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
- Howe's Law


Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. You are never given enough time or money.
- Lerman's Law of Technology


Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
- Finagle's Eighth Rule


Whatever happens, look as if you intended it to happen.
- First Rule of Acting


If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
- Patry's Law


If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
- Rogers' Law


Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
- Law of the Individual


No two identical parts are alike.
- Beach's Law


You can't fall off the floor.
- Paul's Law


If you can keep your head when everyone about you is losing his, then you just don't understand the problem.
- Evans' Law


Life is too serious to be taken very seriously.
- Jilly and Rob's Conclusion


There is no limit to how bad things can get.
- Hane's Law


Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- Murphy's Law


Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
- The Murphy Philosophy


Everything takes longer than you think.
- Murphy's Law


Every solution breeds new problems.
- Murphy's Law


Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
- Murphy's Constant


If anything can go wrong, it will.
- Murphy's Law


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Murphy's Law


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