The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Anonymous
Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
- Unknown
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris
Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
- Richard Armour
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to live on and much to live for.
- Unknown
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
- Malcolm Forbes
I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
- Merri Brownworth
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.
- Unknown
Retirement:It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
- Gene Perret
I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
- Author Unknown
I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
- Norman Mailer
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Unknown
Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
- Terri Guillemets
I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
- Norman Mailer
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
- Unknown
Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
- Hartman Jule
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- Unknown
