If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
- Dave Barry
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
- Oscar Wilde
Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely.
- Unknown
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
- Woodrow Wyatt
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
- Marcel Achard
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
- Oscar Wilde
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
- Unknown
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- Bill Maher
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
- Unknown
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
- Laurence J. Peter
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
- Marcelene Cox
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
- Arnold Haultain
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
- Jules Michelet
Women are always beautiful.
- Ville Valo
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.
- Madame Marie du Deffand
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
- Oscar Wilde
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
- Elayne Boosler
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
- Nicole Hollander
There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God.
- Sarah Miles
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
- Oscar Wilde
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- harlotte Whitton
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- Unknown
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- Nancy Reagan
There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
- Madeleine K. Albright
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
- Roseanne
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
- Harold Robbins
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
- Joseph Conrad
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
- Ovid
Men play the game; women know the score.
- Roger Woddis
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
- Oscar Wilde
Let man fear woman when she loves: then she makes any sacrifice, and everything else seems without value to her.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
- Chinese Proverbs
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- Unknown
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
- Unknown
I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn from it. Life is never dull.
- Oprah Winfrey
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
- Ules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
- Quentin Crisp
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- W.C. Fields
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
- Doctor Leon
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
- George Meredith
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.
- Unknown
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
- Sam Slick
Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.
- De Finod
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
- Unknown
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.
- Cornelia Otis Skinner
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.
- Marlene Dietrich
Be to her virtues very kind,Be to her faults a little blind.
- Matthew Prior
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
- Barbara De Angelis
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
- Edgar Wallace
Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
- Brendan Francis
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
- Gail Sheehy
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
- Elsa Schiaparelli
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning..
- Aristotle Onassis
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
- Oscar Wilde
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
- Alexandre Dumas
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
- Unknown
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
- Diana Sturm
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
- Mignon McLaughlin
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.
- Honore de Balzac
God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you.
- Mrs Patrick Campbell
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
- Unknown
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.
- Marcel Proust
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
- Elissa Melamed
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
- James Thurber
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
- Elbert Hubbard
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
- Washington Irving
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
- Helen Rowland
