Funny Get Well Soon Messages

Ok I want to wish you well for the coming days
I wish you take lots of rest and be all right
In the mean time keep a safe distance from me
The germs can get transferred on me as well
Haha..I was just kidding..Hope you get well soon
So that we hang out together as we used to
Take rest and take care..Things will be fine!

I heard you are sick,
Hey so now you can completely relax on your bed,
Eat, sleep and then eat and sleep,
And then eat and sleep with medicines off course,
Get well soon dear!

I hope that you will recover soon
I am really fed up of coming to the hospital
And looking at patients around
Well your face is also similar as the others
Haha..Just want that you get well soon
And join the fun with us my dear
Common it's not so tough..You can do it
Get well soon and take care of yourself!

I just want to order you something
Are you getting well soon or not?
If you are not getting well soon,
Then I am coming and hitting you hard
Ok don't get scared ya..I was just kidding
Wish you recover too fast and join the fun along
You know that you are pretty strong
Get well soon my dear and take care!

Well I have heard that you are not all right
See I told you don't pick up a fight
It takes a toll on your health my dear
And now you are living in that constant fear
Get well soon and get out of this mess
There is no one left to really impress
You know that things will be fine
So take care and head to a speedy recovery!

You really like to steal the limelight, don't you? You already know there are so many people wishing and praying for your health and you are enjoying the attention. C'mon, I think you have had enough of attention now, get well soon and come back.

I will try to make you smile once you are
Out from that hospital bed my dear
I know half of the time you live in some
Kind of fear, just kidding don't mind my dear
I just want that you stay happy and fit
And recover too soon and be all fine
Get well soon and take care it's just a matter of some time!

Hey my friend, where is your smile?
We all are sad that you are away for a while.
We miss you in class and we miss you at the ground.
Get well soon, your health is worth a million pounds

How long will I wait to have a coffee chat with you?
How long for the movies that we watched all through
How long will it take to go clubbing at night
How long will it take to just casually fight?
Please get well soon as I am missing all this
Just want to see you all right
Take care coz everything will be fine!

I am sending you a get well soon card my dear
Well I think my message would be loud and clear
That life is missing you and all the fun
For us you were like our number one
So leave that hospital bed of yours
And join for things that we do
Get out of that mood so dull and blue
Take care and get well soon
Hope for a quick recovery!

I miss the time when you paid my bill
I miss your honest approach in things
I miss you taking the blame for me
I miss you being always there for me
So why don't you get well soon and end this
On a positive note my friend
Ha-ha...hope you recover fast
And don't you pretend...take care of yourself!

You know what this look doesn't really suit you in life,
Because you don't look so nice,
So, now, you need to be alright,
To look nice,
Get well soon dear,
Wish you good health!

Hey what happened to you?
I need you to get well really soon,
So that we can continue our gossip about life,
I know you are bored,
So, sleep well and take care,
Get well soon!

They say, good sleep and laughter are the best medicines. Try laughing in your dreams every night, it will save you a lot of time.

You know that you are the most likable person on earth,
Because you fall sick,
Did you get my point?
Even virus and bacteria like you and hit on you,
Lol..Wish you a speedy recovery,
Get well soon dear!

You know that an apple is really handy for you,
You need to eat it every day,
Because it will keep your boredom at bay,
So, why are you are feeling sick?
Wish you a speedy recovery,
Get well soon!

You will be up in no time my dear,
Why are you dreading or that fear,
Coz things will be alright for you,
Wishing a speedy recovery to you,
Smile because you will be alright!

Hey are you crazy or something
Was this the time to get ill, you know
it's your birthday in two days and you did not
want to splurge on a lavish party, hey I pray that you
Get well soon in a day so that your plan fails miserably
Yes I mean what I really say
Ha-ha..Take care and get well soon my friend
things will be all right for you!