Funny Birthday messages

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

Why do you always expect so high
And wish that you could get the sky
The truth is it is always the other way
It's always that you get nothing
On your birthday..Ha-ha
Still wishing you a good day
A very happy birthday to you!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

Happiest birthday to the most loving person
Happiest birthday to the most adorable person
Happy birthday to the most kind person
Happy birthday to the most amazing person
I so wish I could tell you all this
Truth is..Happy birthday to the most
Boring person on earth..Ha-ha!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!