Funny Birthday messages

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Do you know what a Birthday means? It means that you are getting older and wiser. Seems like you forgot all about the latter. Happy Birthday!

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It really doesn't matter whether today is Sunday, Monday, Thursday or Friday
All I know is today is your Birthday and I'm going to get some Birthday cake.
Hope you have a good one.

Why do you always expect so high
And wish that you could get the sky
The truth is it is always the other way
It's always that you get nothing
On your birthday..Ha-ha
Still wishing you a good day
A very happy birthday to you!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

I was going to buy you an expensive present. But suddenly I realized that you've become old and I've bought you way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year, I'm sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!