Funny Birthday messages

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Getting older is lot of fun
You must know how you can be
Fit to remain that young at heart
Fit to remain that way from start
Getting older is so much fun
Only if you don't make faces oh dear
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy birthday to you!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

It really doesn't matter whether today is Sunday, Monday, Thursday or Friday
All I know is today is your Birthday and I'm going to get some Birthday cake.
Hope you have a good one.

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

I do not understand why you are so happy
There are so many people who are
Born on your birthday
So why do you always feel special
Ha-ha..Don't get me wrong
Smile because you are strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

I was going to buy you an expensive present. But suddenly I realized that you've become old and I've bought you way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year, I'm sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!