Funny Birthday messages

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

It really doesn't matter whether today is Sunday, Monday, Thursday or Friday
All I know is today is your Birthday and I'm going to get some Birthday cake.
Hope you have a good one.

Happiest birthday to the most loving person
Happiest birthday to the most adorable person
Happy birthday to the most kind person
Happy birthday to the most amazing person
I so wish I could tell you all this
Truth is..Happy birthday to the most
Boring person on earth..Ha-ha!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

I seriously want to congratulate you
Won't you ask me why?
Well I want to congratulate you
On losing another precious year of your life
Ha-ha..What you thought?
Have a fantastic day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

I do not understand why you are so happy
There are so many people who are
Born on your birthday
So why do you always feel special
Ha-ha..Don't get me wrong
Smile because you are strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Hey come on, don't you complain that
You are getting old
Enjoy the time now
Have fun and throw a party
Invite all your friends along
Cut the cake and dance
Life does not give a second chance
So have fun my dear
Spread the birthday cheer
Happy birthday to you!