Funny Birthday messages

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

Why do you always expect so high
And wish that you could get the sky
The truth is it is always the other way
It's always that you get nothing
On your birthday..Ha-ha
Still wishing you a good day
A very happy birthday to you!

Do you know what a Birthday means? It means that you are getting older and wiser. Seems like you forgot all about the latter. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Happiest birthday to the most loving person
Happiest birthday to the most adorable person
Happy birthday to the most kind person
Happy birthday to the most amazing person
I so wish I could tell you all this
Truth is..Happy birthday to the most
Boring person on earth..Ha-ha!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!