Funny Birthday messages

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!