Funny Birthday messages

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Do you know what a Birthday means? It means that you are getting older and wiser. Seems like you forgot all about the latter. Happy Birthday!

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

I seriously want to congratulate you
Won't you ask me why?
Well I want to congratulate you
On losing another precious year of your life
Ha-ha..What you thought?
Have a fantastic day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

Happiest birthday to the most loving person
Happiest birthday to the most adorable person
Happy birthday to the most kind person
Happy birthday to the most amazing person
I so wish I could tell you all this
Truth is..Happy birthday to the most
Boring person on earth..Ha-ha!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

Why do you always expect so high
And wish that you could get the sky
The truth is it is always the other way
It's always that you get nothing
On your birthday..Ha-ha
Still wishing you a good day
A very happy birthday to you!