Funny Birthday messages

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

On this birthday when you are growing older, I wish that a wisdom white hair pops out on your head soon. Happy Birthday.

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

Getting older is lot of fun
You must know how you can be
Fit to remain that young at heart
Fit to remain that way from start
Getting older is so much fun
Only if you don't make faces oh dear
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy birthday to you!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

I was going to buy you an expensive present. But suddenly I realized that you've become old and I've bought you way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year, I'm sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!