Funny Birthday Poems

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A Small Story Of Three Friends

On your birthday, let me
Tell you a story of a group of three.
Good friends they were,
Who enjoyed it all, if only it was for free.

Hung out with some,
Waved along to most,
But failed to befriend any.

One blamed it on other,
And other on another,
They never chipped in a penny.

Together always they came with a smile,
And together they always walked
When they hung out with some
And waved along to most,
The true reasons were never talked.

Day after day, and week after week,
They came, cherished
And smiled with glee
Till one fine day, when everyone got robbed
Except for our 'free three'.

The streets were scanned
And choppers were shot,
But they bothered no clue,
And one is dead, the other hanged,
I know the third is you.

Happy Birthday to you, may your secrets never get disclosed

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An Angel On Earth

It all happened a while ago,
In the garden so beautiful with candles to blow.
They say an angel was born, on a beautiful day.
With merry little eyes and sweet tunes to play.

The next they knew the kid got serious and sane,
He went to choose a career to add to his parents' pain.
They went on to give him all, while he went on to take it all,
Until the day of redemption was called.

Just kidding you with this poem,
'Coz it was a wonderful day when you were born.
Happy Birthday!

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The Party Caps Are Ready

The party caps are ready and so is the cake,
The beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake.
Presents are already here and more are left to come,
The birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

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Gift Awaited

Year by year you are growing old,
But people around you celebrate this bold.
You want to drive it into their head,
That the occasion demands no party instead hit the bed.
It's just a birthday dude...
But you got receive a gift from us so good.

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Request on your Birthday

Oh another birthday!
You are just getting older every year this day.
I will for sure this time get you a gift,
And all that you have to do is work my day's shift.
For that is what friends are for,
Sharing good and bad times and even more...
Happy Birthday Friend!

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Getting Old on your Birthday

It is indeed tough to stack candles on your cake,
For I am truly running out of space.
It's time we think of something new,
But I ensure I'll make it so true.
Happy birthday dear friend
For genuine love and prayers here I send.

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A Birthday Call For You

Birthdays are fun,
So celebrate it with style,
So, what if you burn your pocket,
Or walk that extra mile,
Birthdays are fun so enjoy it that way,
Go out there, be firm and have your say,
Happy birthday!

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Warm Birthday Wishes For You

I am not that cheap,
Understand my feelings they are so deep,
So what if I just bought you a card, and no gift,
I was in a hurry, I was in swift,
Forget everything rest my dear,
Happy birthday go and spread the cheer!

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Have a blast!

It's your birthday,
So do not worry,
I know I was in a hurry,
But at least I bought you some gift,
Though I am not a spendthrift,
Wish you a very happy day,
Wish you a happy birthday!

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Where's my Treat?

What is your birthday plan for today?
How are you making it a pleasant day?
Don't skip a chance, coz I want my treat,
I was the first one to greet,
Happy birthday to you my friend,
Have a nice day and understand,
Why I did not get you a gift..lol

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A Wonderful Year Awaits

You will give me a treat,
That is a distant dream for me,
What shall I say? When I have none to see,
Anyways have a nice day is my wish for you today,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

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Have Loads of Fun

Happy birthday to you,
As the clock is ticking hard,
It's time for you to make a new start,
Please pay heed to your age,
Coz it's your life's new stage,
Grow up now,
Happy birthday to you!

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A Birthday Gift For You

Blow the candles real hard,
Coz now you have aged,
Don't pretend so much my dear,
Don't behave so sage,
Happy birthday to you,
Have a nice day,
Make the most of your day!

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Wishing You a Crazy Birthday

I don't know how you can be so crazy in life,
Stop doing things which embarrass others,
Stop your stupid talks to bother,
Anyways on your special day,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
And yes! have a nice day

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A Special Birthday Wish

So many birthdays come and go,
Wonder why you still look the same You have grown so big,
Still you like those silly games,
Have a nice day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

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Birthday Cake Waiting For You

Happy birthday to you oh! Dear,
Stay blessed to forgot all fear,
May you have a happy time,
Ring the bell of the chime,
Have a nice day,
Make the most of it today!

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Hey it's your birthday today

Don't feel bad because it's your birthday today,
So, what if you are looking old,
You know about the gold,
Which shines forever in time?
You are also like that sweet chime,
So, don't fret and have an awesome day,
Why? Because it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

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I know you are there

Happy birthday to the cartoon I know,
You have so many stupid gestures to show,
Ok, don't get bugged, I was kidding my dear,
Coz it's your birthday, so spread the cheer,
Have the most amazing day of your life,
May god give me strength to survive,
With you..Lol!
Wishing a very happy birthday to you,
Have a lovely day!

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