Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthday is a great time to unwind
Its the day when you actually think
Stop for a moment and take time out
A thought just sticks to your mind
That hey I am getting old
But the spirit of birthday remains the same
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

You are happy adding candles to your cake
But do you know that you are not
Getting younger,
You are getting rather older
So now, in some time you will add
Medicines to your boxes, ha ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Hope you have a fun filled day
Stay as you are. Keep smiling!

Birthday is actually good for you
The more birthdays you have in your life
The more you have to strive
I mean you will live much longer
Happy birthday!

Being old is not at all problematic
What's more is the dying spirit in you
Common you are just turning a year old
Think that you have many stories untold
Feel so young at heart
Wish you an amazing day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

The moment you were born you were so amazed
Yes seriously, it took you whole
Two years to speak a sentence in life
Hahaha..Happy birthday!
God bless you!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

As you will grow wiser and older
You will know what you really love
Stay happy and celebrate this day
With a bright smile on your face
Celebrate this day with lots of love
So that you don't lose your grace
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Haha..what I am laughing at you
This Year you will have another wrinkle
This year you will have another blemish
This year you will have another age spot
So celebrate this year with a smile
It's your birthday be happy all the while
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Better dress well on your birthday party
Do not dress up as you are so clumsy
It is your birthday so do smile today
Do not show your boring and dull face this day
Hope you have an awesome time
Hope you have a good time
As it's a great day for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Just kidding with you..Ha-ha!

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!