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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers". And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it". I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat". "No thank you".
Halloween was confusing.
All my life my parents said,
Never take candy from strangers,
And then they dressed me up and said,
Go beg for it, I didn't know what to do!
I'd knock on people's doors and go,
'Trick or treat'No thank you. - Rita runder
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties
and things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us! - Scottish Saying
This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
Halloween is huge in my house
and we really get into the "spirits" of things. - Dee Snider
On Halloween, the parents sent
their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
The older you get, the harder it is to find
someone willing to share a horse costume with you. - Anonymous
I put the costume on and said 'It's not very comfortable,
but it looks amazing', so it's all good. - Chris Hemsworth
It's Halloween and hopefully you people
that partied last night didn't wake
next to something scary this morning. - Anonymous
For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook. - Anonymous
I would rather sit on a pumpkin
and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau