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Funny Halloween Quotes

Halloween

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-Richard Harris

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
-Jean Baudrillard

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
-Drew Carey

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-Charles Swartz

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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-Chris Rock

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The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
-Warner Oland

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers". And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it". I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat". "No thank you".
-Rita Rudner

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, Never take candy from strangers, And then they dressed me up and said, Go beg for it, I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat'No thank you.
- Rita runder

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From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
- Scottish Saying

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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
- Conan O'Brien

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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
- Dee Snider

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
- Rodney Dangerfield

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The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.
- Anonymous

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I put the costume on and said 'It's not very comfortable, but it looks amazing', so it's all good.
- Chris Hemsworth

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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
- Anonymous

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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
- Anonymous

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I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
- Henry David Thoreau

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