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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-S.J. Perelman
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
-S.J. Perelman
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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
-S.J. Perelman
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Love is not singular except in syllable.
-Marvin Taylor
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True love stories never have endings.
-Richard Bach
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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
-H.L. Mencken
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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
-S.J. Perelman
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
-Peter Devries
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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
-Hoosier Farmer
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Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
-Judith Viorst
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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
-William Lyon Phelps
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-S.J. Perelman
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Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
-Zelda Fitzgerald
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
-Proverb
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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-Mignon McLaughlin
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
-Peter De Vries
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
-Abraham Lincoln
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
-Marcel Proust
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Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
-S.J. Perelman
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Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
-S.J. Perelman
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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-S.J. Perelman
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A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
-Andre Maurois
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Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
-Ambrose Bierce
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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
-Gene Perret
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-Phyllis Diller
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If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless Against them while they stand so.
-Maxwell Anderson
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Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
-Judith Viorst
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Are we not like two volumes of one book?
-Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-Michael Leunig
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
-Woody Allen
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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
-George Jean Nathan
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
-S.J. Perelman
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
-Paul Sweeney
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