Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
A girl phoned me the other day and said - come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.