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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
-Horace G. Hutchinson
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
The only sure rule in golf is ? he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
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