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Women are never disarmed by compliments, men always are.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
-Francesca M. Cancian
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
Sometimes i wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
-Knights of Pythagoras
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