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I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
-Ozzy Osbourne

What is the world coming to?
-Ozzy Osbourne

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I thought at the end of the day they're never going to do it.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
-Ozzy Osbourne

She said, 'I understand you're quite the wild one'. I just went, 'Heh, heh, heh'.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
-Ozzy Osbourne

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
-Ozzy Osbourne

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I couldn't kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Sometimes I think my whole career and life has only been about a bloody Bat!
-Ozzy Osbourne

Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face. What have you been up to?
-Ozzy Osbourne

I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Viagra`s a great sleeping drug. I take Viagra, and Sharon goes right to sleep.
-Ozzy Osbourne

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
-Ozzy Osbourne

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Considering the amount of talent that comes out of this country, it should have been done 20 years ago.
-Ozzy Osbourne

What you see on the show is absolutely us.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all f***g mad.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I couldn`t be a royal. It`s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Recalling an LSD trip: 'There were these horses in a field'. They were talking to me.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Could be worse... I could be Sting.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Dogs smoke in France.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
-Ozzy Osbourne

What is this? ... It's music to get a brain seizure by.
-Ozzy Osbourne

Just take our name off the list... The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans...
-Ozzy Osbourne

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us make complete fools of ourselves every week.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I`ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
-Ozzy Osbourne

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol.
-Ozzy Osbourne

The only black magic Sabbath ever got into was a box of chocolates.
-Ozzy Osbourne

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