Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Do not forget to leave your office
Early in the day of valentine
You may be single for sure
But let people actually think
That you have a date for yourself
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's day is actually called
As happy singles awareness way
Yes, when singles realize that
They need someone in their life
So it's a perfect day to spread the cheer
For those are so dear
Happy Valentine's Day!

I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
-Author Unknown

True love in life is felt from heart
It does not require those blings
It does not require any flash bells
It does not require any flashcards in life
If it's true love in the heart
Then there is no sound in sight
Just felt from the heart
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart
You have been so cute from the start
It is a request to you on this lovely day
Just don't spend money in my wallet today
Rest we can have a good time together my love
Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
-Author Unknown

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

Valentine is the perfect time
To screw someone you love
Like there are many ways to annoy
And tell someone yes you love them
But it can also be so much of fun
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
-Author Unknown

This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Love is defined by how you feel
But people often judge with looks
Love is defined by the emotions of real
But people often see the reel
Love is defined by the heart beat
But there are many hearts that can't meet
Love is defined by power of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Even if you are single you must leave your
Office early this valentine's day
Why let others know what is on your mind
Let them think that you have the date for the day
So have a loved filled valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!

Happiness is temporary
If you think that you are in love
One day everyone will express
That love is the most wonderful emotion
And the other day it's back to square one
So, love has no condition
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!