Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!

I love you more than my iPhone
I love you more than my watch my love
I love you more than my passions in life
I think it's enough for our love to survive
Valentine's Day is special for you and me
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

What does my perfect Valentine's day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
-Author Unknown

People get excited to see
Feelings and love all around them
On Valentines Day that can be true,
But the best part is the box of chocolate
Which you get on confession and through
Haha..Happy valentines to you!

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

Even if you are single you must leave your
Office early this valentine's day
Why let others know what is on your mind
Let them think that you have the date for the day
So have a loved filled valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Happiness is temporary
If you think that you are in love
One day everyone will express
That love is the most wonderful emotion
And the other day it's back to square one
So, love has no condition
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-Tracy Smith

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
-Jon Stewart