Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven't had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine's Day to you!

I do not want any sugar candies
I do not want any heart shaped chocolates
As I am on a diet this year
You can buy me a solitaire ring
A ring that will go all bling
I mean what I say
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
-Mo Rocca

Do not forget to leave your office
Early in the day of valentine
You may be single for sure
But let people actually think
That you have a date for yourself
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
-Mike Birbiglia

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Jay Leno

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

You have two choices in life
Spend your valentine with someone special
The person you are in love with
Or spend your valentine with the food
That is mouth watering..ha-ha
Wishing you happy valentines!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-Tracy Smith