Get funny one-liners and set them as your Whatsapp Status.
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Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.
Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.
You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!
Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.
It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.
If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.
I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.
You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!
Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!
Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.