Funny Whatsapp Status

I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.

Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!

The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.

Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.

Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.

I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.

Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.

I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.

I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.

I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.

You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!

I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.

Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!

Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.

You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.