Whoever told you that birthdays were good days was obviously lying. You grow older on your birthday! What's so good about that?
Congrats! You are one more step closer to gray hair, fallen teeth, skin with wrinkles and loss of memory.
This year when you blow the candles on your cake, feel free to wish for everything you ever wished. For I have already made a deal with God for all your wishes to come true. After all you know how convincing I can be, right?
While there are a few women who don't lie about their age, there are hardly any men who age theirs!
Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren't you happy?
So big deal if you resemble a chimp and have the brain of a 2-year old? You are still my buddy and your birthday is still special.
You know you're growing up when you happily like to tell people about your age. You know your growing old when you are trying hard to hide it.
It is said that age is strictly a case of mind over matter. In your case you have no mind anyway, so I'm sure it doesn't matter.
