Funny Flirty Messages

Can you send a quick selfie my dear
I tried to explained my friends about you
I told that them I have seen an angel in life
I told them I saw someone really hot,
I told that that I have seen someone really pretty
So waiting for your lovely selfie
To prove each one of them wrong my pretty!

Remember that day, when I waved at you for the first time. And you shot back a smile which changed my life. You know I've been trying so hard to let go of these tragic moments, but it just does not happen. God help me, I'm in love.

You are my sweet angel,
You are the one for me,
When I see you,
My heart skips a beat,
Don't know why but I love you so,
When I see you I wish to jump to and fro,
Don't know why I like you so,
I feel the pulse and the glow!

Ah I so wish I was the mirror in your hand
I wish that I was the front camera of your phone
I wish that I was your makeup pouch
I wish that I was your Smartphone
Then you would never leave me for a moment
And I could be with you for like forever
My lovely I wish if I was with you!

My love for you is like fire,
You are my hope and desire,
My love for you is like the cold,
It is as pure as the gold,
My love for you is like the stream,
I close my eyes you come in my dream,
My love for you is forever,
I won't leave you ever!

Congratulations! you have won 'the most beautiful girl' title here and your prize is a date with me.

I cannot imagine my life without you
There is no means to say or clue
The moment you come in front
I forget what was really old and what is really new
Just want to say that I think I love you
May be its true!

It's not my fault that I fell for you. How can someone help it if you are so beautiful and mesmerizing?

I love the way you look at me,
When you are around, no one I can see,
I love the way you hold me tight,
I forget all my tensions and fight,
I love the way you understand me,
Love me like the vastness of the sea!

When I first saw you, I was left speechless. No words could come out, and I felt numb. It took me a while before I could gather my senses back. But when I was back I realized that you had already left for your home, Mars.

When I was single, I used to dream of a person who shall change my life with love and care. Then one fine day, we met. And then, that sweet dream was realized. Since then I could never dream anything sweet, all I can see now, are nightmares.

Am I flirting with you no I don't think so
I just want you to know
That this is called as simple talking
As I also want to do the walking
Under the moonlight and on the beach
Where no one can ever reach
My baby are you ready for it!

I am trying so hard to fall asleep yes,
I am trying so hard to close my eyes and sleep
But every time you come in my dreams
You play a prank and you leave
Stay there and spend some more time
Coz I feel so passionate to call you mine
Love you my bae!

My friends took me to a doctor when they found out that I am dating you. They presumed that I have gone mad. I resisted but they did not bother. Until the doctor himself claimed that I was absolutely fine. But later I did confess to my friends that I am mad, madly in love with you.

I think your name is Facebook, right
No your name is Twitter for sure
Well your name is Instagram I got it right
No I think its Whatsapp for sure
You are highly addictive you know
And no one can get of your addiction for sure
You are too pretty my girl!

I would walk a mile just to see your pretty face, and after that I would walk another mile to see another one.

Are you still clear of my selection
Or do you want something in connection
Do you think I need a reaction?
No I just want your love and your attraction
Because that is my life's only distraction
And so is your love in fraction
Did you get the point!

Of all the million stars that shine so high
Of all the illuminating stars in the sky
None of them is as beautiful as you are
You are my life's most lovely star
Stay as you are your shining best
You know that you are as wonderful
Than every other in life and rest
You are truly wonderful my bae!