Funny Whatsapp Status

I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!

Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!

Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!

You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!

Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.

Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!

Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.

The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.

If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!

Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.

I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.

This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!

I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.

I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.

I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.