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This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!
The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.
You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.
Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!
I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.
Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!
Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.
If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.
People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.
I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.
I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!
I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.
Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.
I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.