Funny Whatsapp Status

I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.

Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.

I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.

I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.

It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.

I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.

Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.

I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.

Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.

I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.

I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.

I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!

Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.

Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.

Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.

I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.