Get funny one-liners and set them as your Whatsapp Status.
I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.
People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.
I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.
Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.
Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.
Do you want to watch action and drama..Then get hooked on to social sites..Where it's all fun.
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!
I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.
I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.
Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.
I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.
If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!