Funny Whatsapp Status

I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.

Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.

I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!

I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.

I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.

Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.

Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.

I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.

People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.

This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!

I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.

I don't criticize..I am not at all sarcastic in life...it's just that you won't understand me!

Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.

Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!

I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.