Funny Whatsapp Status

I swear I will take that revenge and one day I will make that onion cry.

Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!

The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.

Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.

Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.

I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.

You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!

Your friends will remain friends forever, until they find a life partner.

I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.

Hey, I pretend that I work all day in the office...in the first week though they pretend to pay me!

I am so envy of my parents...because I may not have a child as cute as they have in life.

If you still hate me in life, then it's your problem and not mine..ha-ha go and get a life.

I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.

Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!

Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.

Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.