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All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.
I was really cool in life, but what to say this global warming. It made me so hot in life.
Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!
Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.
Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.
People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!
Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.
Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.
Hey don't you dare call me lazy in life, I work on saving energy full time..That is so me.
Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.
I try to be so nice but world is full of annoying people all around me..So what will I do.
You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.