Funny Whatsapp Status

You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.

Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.

The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.

Do you think I am getting older in life..Nah! It's just the level up in the crazy game of life that I play.

This status is only visible to all those people who matter in my life..Not for you!

Don't ever drink and drive in life...you know why...common ya...you would spill the beer out..Haha!

Always speak the truth...even if the truth hurts in life...then run as fast as you can to save your life.

All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.

You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!

People say make mistakes and learn so I apply this on a daily basis and make many.

Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!

Just one message for all reading this status...smile today as much as you can...tomorrow can be worse.

Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!

I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.

I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.

I thank God for being so creative in life, just look at me I look so pretty and wonderful..ha-ha.

If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!