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You know why people make rules in life, so that you can break all the rules with your pretty smile.
Behind every super intelligent man in life..There is definitely a surprised woman..Haha!
It's not important to like me, common I am not a social media post my dear.
I am really poor I think..Because I often forget to pay attention too.
I am so available in life so you can come along and disturb me.
Yawn! Nah I am not lazy but I believe that saving energy in the body is very important.
Hey just want to wish you good morning..And now let the stress begin.
I love my job so much...hey but only when I am on a weekend trip or a vacation!
Move on as there is nothing which can sort your life now..I hope you get it.
You know what...sometimes when I close both my eyes...you know...I can't see..Haha!
Some zombies just want to eat brains...oh you don't have to worry..You don't have any!
I have made a list of people I am going to haunt after I die in my life..ha-ha it can be you.
Life is so small and you are wasting it on removing your pen drive in safe mode..haha.
The lessons of living may be free I know..But they surely cost a lot to show.
If you can't simply convince people in life..Then you should just confuse them all..Haha!
All my life I thought that air is free...but when I bought a pack of chips..I knew it all.
I love my job so much off course when I am on a big holiday...that is the best time to have fun.
I just need three things in my life right now..Its good food, sleeping when I want and free Wi fi.