Humorous Christmas Quotes

"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet."
- Author Unknown

One fat man will come to you
Ring the bell of your door too
He would quietly put you in a bag
And bring you to me Christmas
Because I have told Santa
That I want you as my Christmas gift
So don't you panic on this!

"Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money."
- Author Unknown

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips

One should learn from Santa in life
He has the right idea and manners
No actually, he is so very kind
He just visits everyone once a year
That too with happiness and no fear
A perfect surprise for Christmas my dear
Happiest Christmas surprise with cheer!

I think I will be the Santa this year
Every year I ask for many things
And end up getting nothing in my list
So I will sneak out of my room
And make my Christmas memorable
Enough for me too
It's the Christmas fun so lovely too
Merry Christmas to you!

Santa I am taking up your role
Because I like that sledge on the snow
I will give all the gifts as you
I will spread the happiness along
You have grown so old now
And I know I am much strong
Wishing a Merry Christmas to you!