Funny Birthday Greetings

In the air and everywhere
Touch the horizon of your dream,
Go to your terrace and then scream,
That its your birthday today,
Its a special day!
So, make the most of it today!
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Stay blessed in life!

Look you have grown so old
But you look so young and bold
Look your teeth have fallen
But you still have that pretty smile
Look you can't even hear
But you are dancing to the music
Have a super day!
Enjoy your birthday!

Please do get a new hair cut my dear
Please get a new makeover for yourself
Otherwise people will not recognize you
In your own party today
Hope you have a loving day
Common I was just joking with you
Wishing you a very happy birthday
God bless you!

You are such a sweetheart my dear
You are such a polite soul
You are such kind with your ways
You are such a darling in life
Oh I wish I could tell all this about you
But none the less, here is wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing time and day
You are sweet and you know it well!

I do not want to wish a person like you
Whose so irritating and irrational in life
But I know that I am bonded with love
So that it has a time and tide
Happy birthday wish from me to you
So that you stay blessed forever in life
Don't mind what I said..You enjoy!

I wish I could tell you, you are special for me
Wish I could tell you that you are loving
But the reality is surely not the same
You are so irritating and silly
Haha, I am just kidding with you
May you have a happy day in through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

You look so old with your age,
And today on your another birthday
You will require lots of makeup
To hide those flaws on your face
But still you have that grace,
So have a good smile for today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

I promise to keep your age a secret, if you promise to share your cake with me. Consider it a deal. And yes, mention not! Happy Birthday. Xoxo

Happy birthday to my cutie pie and sweet pie
Today look at the sky,
And see the brightness for the day
Oh my cup cake love you so much
I want you to enjoy your day!
Have a super fun birthday!
Happy birthday!

Every year when I see your funny face
I just want to laugh aloud
But some things happen and I know
That I really can feel and show
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing day!

Welcome your day with a huge wrinkle on your face
And some gray hair to add to the grace
Some hearing problems as well
And in the past you shall dwell
Ok don't mind ya..It's your birthday
Have a awesome and lovely day!

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

As you grow older you notice that the candles are increasing, but the cake is still the same! Wise idea: Damn the candles. Use the money to buy a bigger cake! Many Happy Returns of the day! Xoxo

You have grown so big another year that is
But you are not so wise
Sorry but your age has no effect on your brain
Haha..Just kidding my dear
Spread the cheer
Happy birthday to you!

A very Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a great one. After all, you are old now! Hahahah Just kidding, you are still as good as new. I wish you have an awesome day.

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

Hey, I didn't eat your birthday cake. It is just that birthday cakes come in wacky shapes these days! Happy Birthday to my dearest friend. I love you so so much! Lots of hugs and kisses.