Funny Birthday Greetings

As you grow older you notice that the candles are increasing, but the cake is still the same! Wise idea: Damn the candles. Use the money to buy a bigger cake! Many Happy Returns of the day! Xoxo

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

Welcome your day with a huge wrinkle on your face
And some gray hair to add to the grace
Some hearing problems as well
And in the past you shall dwell
Ok don't mind ya..It's your birthday
Have a awesome and lovely day!

I wanted to decorate your cake, which I made
I wanted to make it the best for you
I wanted to personally arrange the candle on it
That sorry I could not do
There was no space in the cake,
As there are more candles for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

Every year when I see your funny face
I just want to laugh aloud
But some things happen and I know
That I really can feel and show
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing day!

Don't look into the mirror today,
As you may also get a tad scared
Your face is showing some aging signs
Aww! Don't feel that bad
As I was just kidding my dear,
Happy birthday to you!
Do spread lots of cheer!

A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent, mature, understanding, knowledgeable and someone who reminds me so much about myself! Have a super-duper day! Lots and lots of love your way.

Happy Birthday oldie! At your age, birthday cakes are not good for you. You may just end up gaining some harmful extra pounds. So why don't you share it with me? Er, no need to thank me! What are friends for! Xoxoxoxox

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!

Even before the sun rises or the before the cock does the first crow, I want to be the first one to wish you a very Happy and Joyful Birthday. May your happy days be outnumbered.

You look so old with your age,
And today on your another birthday
You will require lots of makeup
To hide those flaws on your face
But still you have that grace,
So have a good smile for today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

I promise to keep your age a secret, if you promise to share your cake with me. Consider it a deal. And yes, mention not! Happy Birthday. Xoxo

My only wish for you on your birthday is
That you live till all your teeth fall apart
You live till you can't stand tall
And you live till you are dead..haha
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!

How many times you have celebrated your birthday?
How many times you have lied about your age
Common that is not the real you
Get going and come all through
This is the season to feel new
Have an amazing day
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!