Funny Birthday Greetings

As you grow older you notice that the candles are increasing, but the cake is still the same! Wise idea: Damn the candles. Use the money to buy a bigger cake! Many Happy Returns of the day! Xoxo

Happy birthday to my cutie pie and sweet pie
Today look at the sky,
And see the brightness for the day
Oh my cup cake love you so much
I want you to enjoy your day!
Have a super fun birthday!
Happy birthday!

Old is always the gold
So don't frown as you are aging
Hope that you will turn all so wise
Hope that you will suffice
So many things in this life
Happy birthday!
Have a blessed day!

Look at your face nothing can save
You know that you have wrinkles on it
No cream can do wonders for you
Not even Botox can save you too
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Wish you have an amazing day
You know I was kidding too!

Wish you giggle all day long
Wish your birthday be as amazing a song
Wish you smiles without any reason
Wish you get along the season
Wish you have a loving day
Because I want that you have a brightest birthday
Wish you keep smiling through the day!

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

Welcome your day with a huge wrinkle on your face
And some gray hair to add to the grace
Some hearing problems as well
And in the past you shall dwell
Ok don't mind ya..It's your birthday
Have a awesome and lovely day!

I wish I could tell you, you are special for me
Wish I could tell you that you are loving
But the reality is surely not the same
You are so irritating and silly
Haha, I am just kidding with you
May you have a happy day in through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

I promise to keep your age a secret, if you promise to share your cake with me. Consider it a deal. And yes, mention not! Happy Birthday. Xoxo

Dance all night and have some fun
Play the music and do something
That you have never done before in life
Dance along and have some fun to
As you want it to strive
It is an amazing day today,
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

It is a proven fact you know
That the more birthdays you celebrate
The more cakes you cut and late
Will take you a step closer to your death date
Got scared...wish you an amazing birthday!
Have a super day!

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

A very Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a great one. After all, you are old now! Hahahah Just kidding, you are still as good as new. I wish you have an awesome day.

A very Happy Birthday to my friend who in dog years would by now be...uh-oh dead! Hahahha May you have a super-duper wild day!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!