Funny Birthday messages

Hey come on, don't you complain that
You are getting old
Enjoy the time now
Have fun and throw a party
Invite all your friends along
Cut the cake and dance
Life does not give a second chance
So have fun my dear
Spread the birthday cheer
Happy birthday to you!

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

You are so smart you know
You are too cute too
You are too wise in life
And you are intelligent too
You are so beautiful you know
You are too good to be true
But please know this is a lie too
Haha..Happy birthday to you!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means? It means that you are getting older and wiser. Seems like you forgot all about the latter. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.