Humorous Birthday Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!

Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.'
- W.C. Fields.

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

May you live so long that your tooth falls down
May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen
May you live long and till your vision is gone
May you live long to be so strong
Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Stay blessed you too!

Another new year for you
Another stock of anti aging creams
Another way of keeping yourself young
Haha..Grow up and declare your true age
Don't behave like you are a sage
Happiest birthday wish to you
Stay happy and have fun too!

Oh one more birthday down and out
One more tie you will flaunt
The things that make you look silly
The things that don't suit you well
Still you will show off and will not dwell
Ok ..Do as you like doing the most
Let me raise the toast
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.