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I want to thank Facebook
On your special day my friend
It notified me that it is your birthday
Otherwise, I always forget this day
Ok let me tell you through
That I too love you
So don't feel so sad
Haha..Happiest birthday to you
I pray that God truly blesses you!
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.'
- Erma Bombeck
May you live so long that your tooth falls down
May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen
May you live long and till your vision is gone
May you live long to be so strong
Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Stay blessed you too!
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous
Just imagine that I have told you many things
Many things in your appreciation
I have given you many compliments so true
I have said all good things about you
Just imagine and be happy too
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.
Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!
You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!
Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.