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Don't feel bad or weird about how you look Don't feel bad about the way You only have to smile one day Rest everyone knows you are so boring Ok I think it's enough for today May you have an awesome day A very happy birthday!
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Just imagine that I have told you many things Many things in your appreciation I have given you many compliments so true I have said all good things about you Just imagine and be happy too Wishing a very happy birthday to you Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.' - Bob Hope.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
You look the same over the years You don't have tension or fear I only know what your real age is, Will stay quiet if you give me a treat You look so young but you are so old You have a pure heart of gold Wishing you a very happy birthday!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!' - Lucille Ball.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.' - Anonymous
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.' - Tom Stoppard.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?. - Billie Burke.
Oh one more birthday down and out One more tie you will flaunt The things that make you look silly The things that don't suit you well Still you will show off and will not dwell Ok ..Do as you like doing the most Let me raise the toast Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
